Jordan, the model, paid out six thousand
At some lah-di-dah function - horses and stuff
They turned her down.
Is it that maybe, she hadn't paid them enough?
Then again
I recall a couple of years back
Having coughed-up twelve grand for a similar do
Was informed the tickets must have got lost in the post
I didn't fuss tho.
Would you?
It's only money.

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