A nice, calm and respectable
lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, 'I would
like
to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do
you
need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I
can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
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