Ok, blogs aren't me because I associate them with very poor writing, and the uniformity of egocentric vain self-importance that motivates nearly all Web 2.0 UGC BS.
But I will try not to scream "Humbug!" like the little boy who could see the Imperial Jewels dangling garbled grammar, swinging bloated cliches.
And instead I will snuggle up in this box & turn up the central heating till my inner critic stops gabbling like a Muppet Show grumpy old man.
& I will submit something
I promise...

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