By Ed Kangai
Part1
We of the Honesty Party
Honestly haven't a clue
Besides, why would you expect a politician
To be clean, forthright, ethical
Get Real! do
Yes! We Stand For Principles
...'um...err-'a...o..our PR man will fill you in there
More BS like that we can honestly promise you
This, next, and every forthcoming year
Part2
We, Her Majesty's Government, are a pack of scoundrels
You'd anyway work that out soon enough
Talking straight clears the air at times
- I don't at this point speak off the cuff
Yeah; they voted us in fair and square
No other reas'n th'n they're thick
Truth sometimes hurts. I'm being brutal
Not merely taking the...michael
Should I be this honest
Not sure
It will all be out in the open anyway
Once we've been shown the door
Thank you
Oh! it's often said politicians are a bunch of liars
- Not all