Wolf of Wall Street brings down attractive 25 year old model.
Miss Hood was on her way to visit her grandmother in her holiday cabin in Hamsterly woods. Mr Ripoff of Wall Street Acquisitions lay in waite in the darkest part of the wood. He attacked Miss Hood, inflicting damage to her red £1000 cloak. This was later found hanging circumzenithaly in some bushes.
It was believed that Wall Street Acquisitions wanted the holiday home for a wealthy Arab client. They claimed that the house had been built across a public footpath. This has been denied by Miss Hoods grandmother who owns the cottage.
Miss Hood was eventually rescued by the tall handsome 30 year old woodcutter, Mr Wellingtonia, a friend of Miss Hoods grandmother.
Mr Wellingtonia was able to prove that the cottage was not built over a public footpath.
Mr Ripoff was found guilty of assault and sentenced to 3 years community service.